SasoDei - Kishimotearth High CH 2

Sasori sat up, still panting. “Should I answer the door?”

Deidara nodded as he tried to get his breathing back to normal. Sasori jumped off the bed, forgetting about the ladder, and walked over to the door. “Yes?” Sasori asked as he opened up the entryway. Shizune, the principle’s assistant, was standing there.

“Hi, Mr. Akasuna. I came here to give you your class schedule.” She said, handing the red head a piece of paper.

“Thanks, Shizune.” He said with a smile on his face.

“Okay, I’ll be going now.” Shizune said as Sasori started to close the door, until the doorway was blocked by a certain blonde girl’s foot, as she pushed her way into the dorm room.

“Yes, Ino?” Sasori asked, not really interested.

“Hey, babe! You know, we’re not in public any more,” Ino said as she pushed her lips onto Sasori’s. Deidara turned his head quickly to look at his iPod, “and there just happens to be a bed right there.”

What a whore. Deidara thought.

“And, look. Deidara’s right there too.” The red head said back.

“Bastard,” she mumbled, “hey, Sasori? Why do you look so flustered?”

“What do you mean, Ino?”

“Well, your hair is all messy, and your breathing isn’t going at a normal pace.” She said, looking confused.

“Oh…well, I was working out, like doing push ups and stuff.” He replied, thankful that he found a satisfactory excuse.

“Aww, you’re so fit, unlike my stupid cousin over there.” Both boys rolled their eyes. “What are these red marks on your neck?”

Fuck. Sasori thought as Deidara giggled quietly. “I’m surprised you didn’t notice them before at lunch. They are from a while ago. It was from when I was playing paint ball in America with my friends. There are more red marks on the rest of my body too.” Sasori said, saving himself from getting in trouble.

“Oh, okay. Can I see the rest of the marks on your body?” She asked, playing with the hem of Sasori’s shirt.

“No.” He said, wanting her to leave. ”You should go now. You’re not allowed to be in the boys dorm, and I don’t want to you to get in trouble.”

“Aww, you’re so sweet, thinking about me.” The blonde girl said, pressing a forced kiss on the red head’s lips, as she left the room, and Sasori locked the door.

“Finally.” Sasori said.

Deidara giggled. “Yeah, nice save. I didn’t know that paintballing left hickeys, but you learn something new everyday.” Deidara said, climbing down from is bed.

Sasori rolled his eyes. “I could’ve gotten caught, Dei. You left like the darkest hickeys ever.” He said, looking at the marks in the mirror.

Deidara laughed. “Are you serious? The hickeys on my neck won’t go away for a long, long time. And besides I only left three. You left five. Do you think mine will go unnoticed?”

Sasori laughed. He placed his arms on Deidara’s waist and pulled him into a kiss. The blonde blushed. “You’re so cute when you blush, Dei,” the red head said, breaking the kiss, “could I see your class schedule?”

Deidara nodded as he got a piece of paper out of his desk drawer. “Great! We have every class together except for third period, where you take Spanish and I take French.”

“Cool, I take French with you, Sasori.” Pain said, standing in the doorway.

They both jumped. “Holy shit, you scared me, Pain.” Deidara said, still looking a bit startled.

“Yeah, Pain. How long have you been standing there?” Sasori asked.

“Long enough to see you two kiss.” Pain replied.

“You better not tell anyone, Pain.” Sasori said seriously.

“Yeah, I know, but it’s not like everyone is oblivious. All of the guys in the Akatsuki, and Konan, know that you two like each other.” Pain stated.

Deidara blushed, and the two red heads laughed. “C’mon, everyone’s hanging out in Itachi and Kisame’s room.” Pain said, walking out the door as the two others followed him.

When they walked into the other dorm room, Hidan jumped out at them and scared the crap out of all three boys. Everyone was laughing, especially Konan. She was laughing the hardest.

“Fuck you, Hidan.” Pain said, still shaking.

“Fuck me?”

Pain rolled his eyes at Hidan who was still laughing.

“Nope. That’s my job, Hidan.” Kakuzu said.

“Shut up.” Hidan replied back and everyone started laughing some more.
Itachi walked up to Sasori and looked at his neck. “Nice hickeys, Sasori.”

“Excuse me, but these aren’t hickeys. These are bruises from paintballing in America.”

Deidara giggled and blushed, and everyone noticed this and laughed some more.

“And what about you, Dei,” Itachi said, moving Deidara’s blonde hair out of the way, revealing his neck, “what are these red marks on your neck?”

“They’re hickeys,” Deidara said, and Itachi and Sasori’s jaws dropped, “what?”

“You’re so blunt.” Itachi stated as the others nodded.

“Well, I don’t need an excuse, and besides you don’t know who they’re from.” Deidara said.

“Everyone, they’re from Sasori, but we’re not allowed to tell anyone.” Pain told the others.

“Shut up, Pain!” The blonde said, elbowing Pain in the stomach. Pain grunted and everyone laughed hysterically.

“We won’t tell anyone.” Konan said as the others nodded in agreement.

“Wait, how do you keep sneaking in hear with out getting caught?” Deidara asked the blue haired girl.

She giggled. “I have my ways.” And they left it at that.

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On Monday, Sasori, Pain, and Konan were walking out of third period French class, on their way to lunch, when they saw Ino push Sakura on the ground causing the pink haired girl to drop all of her books on the floor.

“You’re such a whore!” Ino screamed as she walked away, stepping on Sakura’s scattered books.

Sakura crawled around the floor collecting all of her items as the three friends helped her pick them up. “Are you okay?” Sasori asked as he helped her stand up.

“Yeah, thank you guys so much,” Sakura said, “it’s just that Ino can be really mean to me sometimes.”

“Then why are you still friends with her?” Konan asked.
Sakura thought about this for a moment. “I guess it’s because I don’t have anyone else to call a friend.”

“I’ll be your friend, Sakura.” Konan said.

“Really?”

“Yeah, you’re really nice, and I’d be glad to have a friend like you. And don’t worry about what Ino calls you. If you’re a whore, then I don’t think there’s a name that could describe her.” The blue haired girl said with a smile on her face.

“Yeah, Ino’s a total bitch.” Sasori said as Pain nodded.

“But aren’t you two dating?” The pink haired girl asked, confused.

“Yeah, but that’s only because she threatened to ruin Deidara’s family reputation if I broke up with her.” Sasori explained.

“Oh, that’s so mean. Sometimes I just wish I could ruin that huge ego of hers,” Sakura said, “and besides, Sasori, you and Deidara would be a way better couple, instead of you and Ino.”

The others nodded. “Wait! I have an idea everyone! Let’s go on a mission to make Ino less popular.” Pain said.

“Okay, but how?” Sakura asked.

“We can plan it out later. Everyone, meet at Sasori’s dorm room at nine o’clock tonight.” Pain said.

“Okay, I’ll let Deidara know as well.” Sasori said.

“Yeah, but you can’t tell anyone else about this, okay?” Pain asked, looking at the others.

“Yep, I got it. Sakura, we can go there together so I can help you sneak in without getting caught.” Konan said and Sakura nodded.

“Okay, thank you guys so much. This will be a lot of fun,” Sakura stated, ”I’ll see you all later.”

“Yeah, see you soon!” Konan said, smiling as they both parted in different directions.